me

"none of the cabs would take me."

"none of the cabs would take me."

cumberbatchlives:

"Money or Sex?" (x)

vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

bencumber:

For anyone visiting London: the essential pilgrimage stops 

avenging-thranduil:

Making it work on the set of Pushing Daisies

avenging-thranduil:

Making it work on the set of Pushing Daisies

dukeapollo:

kitty-park:

conkersradfurday:

pervocracy:

snailchimera:

geekgirlsmash:

xekstrin:

comfemgem:

verycooltrash:

huffingtonpost:

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

   

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

*quietly facepalms forever*

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

MILK COMES FROM COW TITTIES

Thank you sarah.

I think my favorite thing about this video is like hell yeah that’s a lot of sugar what the fuck do you think i paid for when I bought this drink? It better be a shit ton of sugar if I plan to get through your bullshit today.

Benedict as Alan Turing in “The Imitation Game” (US Trailer x)

It’s like my heart is a tooth, and it’s got a cavity that can only be filled with children.